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Ochoppee Swim Team Alligator Alcatraz TShirt 10 colors

Ochoppee Swim Team Alligator Alcatraz TShirt 10 colors

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🏊‍♂️ Ochopee Swim Team T-Shirt – The Only Team Where Survival is the Medal 🐊

Think you’ve got what it takes to swim for your life? Welcome to the most exclusive (and dangerous) swim team in the Everglades – where your coach has teeth, your teammate is a sombrero-wearing sprinter, and your biggest motivation is not becoming lunch.

Featuring:

  • A ferocious ICE cap-wearing gator named Carl (he doesn’t do hugs)

  • A swimmer questioning all his life choices

  • Slogan: "Early release? Only if you can outswim Carl."

  • Proudly repping Alligator Alcatraz, Ochopee, FL – the world’s most reptilian rehabilitation program

🧢 Perfect for:

  • Florida adventurers

  • Fans of dark swamp humor

  • Anyone who swims faster when chased

This shirt screams “tourist trap” – literally.

Grab yours now before Carl grabs you.
 Ochopee, FL — population: mostly gators, pythons, and bad decisions. 

Product features - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity - Side seams provide structural support and shape retention - Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching - Made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton for comfort - Lightweight fabric makes it perfect for all-season wear

Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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